Showing posts from July, 2006

Living. Writing.

The more/ the better I live, the less interested I find I am in creating great monuments to myself through writing.
The pleasure of putting your words down and having them appreciated is "thin porridge" compared to the thrill of meeting another person soul-to-soul, and the satisfaction of living three-dimensionally. I started out writing because I couldn't make it any other way in life. One might as well be honest.
What do you have at the end of your life except love?
He did his thing? I've always done my thing, so I see no romance in it. After a while the perpetual gratification of oneself gets hollow and boring.

I started writing, as a child, to give fuller play to my imagination. I started sending it out, in my late teens, after the imaginative element of my writing had all but died, because I was skinny, disturbed, unloved--I wanted to be told I was brilliant.
I continue writing, now, because I've done it so long it's as necessary as breathing. But I don't…


The Johnny Cash autobiography is a fantastic read. He wrote it in 1997 after his creative renaissance with Rick Rubin and American Recordings and it's imbued with the vitality and certainty of an artist who's on top of his game again. He tells of his friendship with Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan, and his relationship with the true creator of rock and roll, Sun Records supremo Sam Phillips--stories any self-respecting fan of contemporary music will want to read. This is not the rather pious Christian we studiously avoided in the Seventies and Eighties. He doesn't deny his faith--why should he?--but he doesn't deny his frailties and failings either: a particularly powerful scene in the book shows him sick and shivering in amphetamine sweats on one side of a hotel door while Roy Orbison knocks on the other side, trying to gain admission to visit with his old friend and Hickory Lake neighbour. Cash can't move, so ashamed is he of his own physical condi…


I've just finished the first draft--seventeen stanzas--of a poem about my mother and my head is pounding like John Henry's hammer. My friend suggested that I write it because, essentially, I hadn't done it yet, and I'd locked up so much of what we all went through then it is disabling me even now. She's right.
It'll need a few rhythm changes as I concentrated, over the two days I've been writing it, on getting the poem down rather than on making each line precise right there and then. But I won't be excising any of the thoughts that came out (some surprising, some distasteful), as I sat and wrote. "First thought, best thought." And the idea was to heal. Making the poem a kind of exorcism. If the thoughts arose, then they've been hiding in my brain these last ten years, manipulating and directing me to do the things I've done.
But I won't be posting the poem here even when it's finished, out of sensitivity to my mother and those w…

Review: Back Beat

by Albert DeGenova & Charles Rossiter
(Cross+Roads Press, 2001)

I've just read it. So should you.

On The Road: "Uncensored"?

With "Howl 50" and the associated corporate buckfest now beginning to subside in the public consciousness, latest news reports that John Sampas, executor of the Kerouac estate, has signed a contract with Viking to publish an "unexpurgated" volume of "On The Road" to coincide with the 50th anniversay next year of the publication of the original book.
Sampas, like a literary knight errant, reports that those sections excised from the original novel to suit the fashions and prejudices of the time will be restored in the new version--though he adds that sections taken out by Kerouac himself won't be included. Can it be said, then, to be truly unexpurgated? I would like to see the whole work, with--perhaps--annotations to indicate which sections Jack may not have wanted to be in the final version. That way we get a picture of his vision for the published work, but also his working method, and the truth of the man behind the increasingly fake and romanticis…


So many people I know have grumbled and complained their way through this heatwave, resenting every day of good summer weather as if it were a personal imposition. And sometimes the complaining is truly bitter and resentful. Their only memories of this beautiful season are going to be of sweat, sleepless nights, loss of appetite, flies...
I was thinking about this as as I rode home on the bus tonight. I had bought Johnny Cash's autobiography just before I caught the bus. After I'd finished thinking about these people hating every moment of '06 heat I opened the Cash book and found, in the opening pages, Johnny listing all of the things he is thankful for. And though you could dismiss a gesture like that as rather cheesy, how much more preferable it is to look at your life as a gift rather than considering everything that happens an insult to your dignity and your natural right to occupy a throne and be worshipped by all. We're all going to die. Right? Would you rather d…


The writing has suffered a little of late because of how hot it has been. Because of too much work, and new friendships taking up my time. But it will turn into writing at some point, as intense living always does--if one has enough leftover life.
However, I have done a test-write tonight of the new STRANGE TALES idea, writing about the weird years with my mentally unstable relative, and it flowed well, and reads okay. So I may continue with it tomorrow, if a poem doesn't come along before that and hijack my attention.
Now it's past 10pm, I'm stripped to the waist but still sweating and it's time to sit down in the dark and watch tv for a while before going to bed. Goodnight sweet world.


"In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first. " Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary

A Hankering For Prose

I have developed a hankering to do a bit of prose writing tonight. I used to do it all the time, have written first drafts of numerous unpublished novels and half-finished others. I became the king of the novel title, at least in the sense that I accumulated many of them, even though I probably never wrote a great novel. How good they sound to me now: OUT OF CONTROL, A SENSE OF FAIR PLAY (in which a private detective fell in love with a dead woman), JOHN AND JUNK CULTURE, GRINGOS, PEOPLE OF THE SHADOWS, MR. NO ONE, WELCOME TO ARCHAIDIA, FLIPPED, FENARIO, THE BLACK ANGEL'S DEATH SONG. And a few of them survive.
Tonight, though, talking to my friend, the idea came up that I might write a memoir/ autobiography focussing on all of the weirdness (how do you spell that? my dictionary is upstairs) that has happened in my life. It's not a bad idea. Long unemployment, hanging out with Communists and Anarchists, meeting poets, getting entangled with a mentally ill relative and watching h…

Random Shots

My brother Simon and long-distance pal Leo Kulinski have been kind enough to email some tips as to how I can tackle the automatic double-spacing on ANGEL HEAD. It involves delving into the code for the pages (or something). I will study their advice and then plunge in feet first and try to tackle it. Though I am a little hesitant. The last time I attempted something similar, albeit I tried it with less sage advice from friends and family to back me up, I accidentally wiped six months of postings on SUFFOLK PUNCH. This time it will be different. I hope.

In the real mail this morning I got a superior lit-gifting from poet t.kilgore splake: a copy of "Back Beat" by Albert DeGenova and Charles Rossiter (Cross+Roads Press 2001). Albert has been a contributor to ANGEL HEAD, and his style is well-appreciated by yours truly. Rossiter's work I don't know, but now I can get acquainted with it. Norb Blei's books are always attractive volumes--they could sit on any bookshop …


There was a mini-tornado in Northampton on Saturday. My friend Lynn slept through it. This has nothing to do with poetry but it tells you a lot about the sort of people I hang around with.

Good News from Blue Fred

ANGEL HEAD #5 is online and ready to view. Go to

How Poetry Works & Why I Hate It

I've been learning a lot about the writing world and how it works this year. How important networking is, for one thing. Make friends with five editors of "significant" magazines and you've got a career (editors, make friends with five "significant" poets and you've got a magazine). I've learned how interlinked reputation and publication are. How you can convince editors with a well-crafted persona easier than you can convince them with a well-crafted poem (most wouldn't know one if it bit them in the ass: ask 'em what they think of Pound). How an editor can get funding for his magazine by connecting with the right journalists, and/or the right people who hold county (or state, in the US) and national purse strings. And how much that can be helped by having a list of "significant" national and international supporters to show the potential donors.
Well, it's probably always been the same way; and I'm not entirely innocent--…

Gerald Nicosia

I don't usually feature other people's poetry on SUFFOLK PUNCH--this is my ego trip--but the tone and purport of this little one by Gerald Nicosia coincides serendipitously with my new resolve to cheer myself up and appreciate the world around me, and the connections I can make with other people. "Been shooting in the dark too long/ When something's not right it's wrong," as Bob Dylan says. So it's like I wrote the poem anyway. There will be more work by Nicosia in forthcoming issues of ANGEL HEAD.

On Reading Some of the Dharma

The literati have a party
and late in the evening
only a few are left
trying to smile through their sadness
as they talk of writers' retreats
and deconstruction.
A few more drinks will bring
a few more laughs.
"You got another book out,"
one of them says
"that's what we live for"
while over in the corner
two of their children
are cutting leaves
off the houseplants
with kiddie scissors
and the biggest smiles imaginable.

Found Quote of the Day

Studs Terkel: 'Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?'

Bob Dylan: 'I don't really go into myself that deep.'

~from 'And They All Sang' by Studs Terkel (Granta, £15.99)

Notes Reading "Poesy XXXII"

Zeitgeist Press in Berkeley, CA have dedicated themselves to publishing "poetry you can actually read". What, so it mustn't be in Chinese? Russian? German?
You can read anyone if you're open-minded enough, or you have enough knowledge to get the references and understand the techniques. Or if you have enough patience to put up with bad technique and the poet's own bullshit. I have nothing against Zeitgeist Press, but their mission statement does exemplify the kind of anti-intellectual attitude that pervades in the small presses and makes much of what we produce so boring.
Everything that isn't easily understood is dismissed as "academic nonsense" (phrase courtesy of Brian Morrisey). Must the two words necessarily be yolked together? And what does "academic" mean? (We ought to understand our terms before we use them.)

WC Williams didn't call necessarily for a shift to vernacular speech in poetry; what he wanted was a correlative language i…

"Your Name's Not Down, You're Not Coming In"

Walking down Abington Street in Northampton in the hot sun this afternoon, my Christian friend and I passed a woman bellowing into a microphone: " If you don't let Jesus into your life, you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Bollocks," I said--though not loud enough for her to hear. In her fervour she looked rather like a dog in the convulsive stage of rabies. "That's what Christians think," my friend said, moving on very quickly. She didn't want to debate with me, she was shopping.
I dwelt on what the woman had said for a long time. I find premises like the one she had spat all over us disturbing, because the God I grew up with was a friendly, loving God, and the boy Jesus was a chilled-out hippie: surely He would disapprove of people making threats in His name, being all wrathful about everybody but themselves. And then I thought, Well, it wouldn't matter anyway, because most folks who haven't sworn fealty to Jesus don't bel…

Memories of Saunders Close

mornings on the fire escape.
drank coffee listening to birdsong
in the trees around the garden.
the bing-bong of announcements
at the rail station carried
through the air. such peace.
one summer i waded through
ken kesey's giant 'sometimes a
great notion' novel with a photo
of bob dylan for a bookmark.
i really knew myself back then,
but i didn't know i knew. i had
an hour daily with kesey, the
birds, the bing-bong and the soughing
wind before i put on my face
reluctantly and went down into
the home. the complications
that blew me too far from the
peace i found were self-made,
though i put the blame, in true
bruce fashion, on everyone but me.

"Elvis Loses His Excess"

I'm experiencing strange sensations of late. I'm trying to get rid of my bulging belly so I can return to being the svelte and gorgeous love god I used to be; and part of my Bruce reduction campaign involves changing my diet. My mid-life crisis has officially begun!
The first things that have had to go are the chocolate and the doughnuts. Oh, and the ready meals (I don't like to cook). I understand that ready meals are packed full of salt (or something). Hmm. I've also had to concede that it may not do my waistline any good to eat seven to eleven rounds of bread a day. My friend, who's a cook, reckons four a day might be sufficient.
My God! Suddenly I'm buying rice cakes, eating vegetables of all things, and refraining from filling my face until meal times. Radical. And I have this pleasantly confused, slightly swimmy feeling in my head all the time because I'm not stuffed to the point of being semi-comatose.
It's like living inside an edgy but weirdly sti…

New (this is just)

"this is just to say" (tm)

in unseemly haste
to blow off
the stress of
this week, and
my adolescent crush
on her, i
sucked the filter
right out
of the tab
that you and i
were sharing
when you went
indoors to
use the benjo.
i went right
down my throat
as well, like
a fly committing
suicide. it wasn't
some marijuana
joke that struck
my funny bone
and made me
laugh until i
choked. it was
the filter from
your cigarette--
which is why
you dropped it
when i passed
it back. your fingers
were touching
pure hot roach
with no retarding
barrier. that's
a bit like how
it feels with her
i thought, quite
pleased with
the image, and
resolving i
would write it
down like this
as soon as i
got home.

What You Do With Your Doo-Doo & How God Regards It

It amazed and intrigued me to meet someone who genuinely believed that it was wrong to have sex (or "fornicate" as she puts it), outside of marriage. I've heard about such peculiar folk, but I've never met one before! And it was even harder to find I was developing a schoolboy crush on one of them.
Well, that has to stop, for a start. I like the idea of marriage, though I've never been married--not legally anyway. But I don't like the idea of holding back the water until God sanctifies a dam!-- especially since I'm not even convinced there is a God. My bohemian training encourages me to gratify my desires as they arise; and I can't see anything immoral in that, since my desires only run to sex with a consenting adult, alcohol and the occasional tab--none of which are likely to bring down civilisation.
Perhaps it would be different if I had Heaven, as she does. Perhaps God makes sense of abstinence.
After all, she is the one who wakes up in the morning gl…

Hunted & Blunted

Poetry has been scarce these past few days. It's been too hot to think. The Slow Summer of 2006. If I lived in California or Africa I'd be the most unproductive poet in history.
I've been in maintain mode ever since I came back from the working week away, holding on grimly until I could take some time off and recharge my all-but-flat batteries at home with my books and in my sanctified refuge at the Squirrel Hilton. I've also had to factor in the unexpected resurrection of my social life. Hunted in the workplace, blunted when I leave. "No sympathy for the devil".
The Poem will return this weekend when the temperature dips and I start putting together the next ANGEL HEAD. So much fine writing by so many good poets will undoubtedly be the boost my inspiration needs. Watch S.P. for details of when the next issue is online.

Champagne for Maureen

Today was supposed to have been the hottest July day ever recorded in Britain. I wouldn't know; I spent most of it indoors at work! Afterwards I had dinner at my friend's house. We opened the bottle of champagne that Maureen had bought for her in anticipation of the dinner party that would be held when my friend's divorce and her mortgage came through. Tonight, with the divorce done and the first mortgage payment taken out of my friend's bank, it was time to celebrate, and we drank the champagne in Maureen's honour. I opened the bottle on the back step in the intense evening heat, and the cork flew up in an arc and landed over the fence in unknown territory, like Maureen's essence destined for rebirth a thousand miles away or in the house next door.

New (That One)

That one wouldn't
leave her husband.
This one loves God
and won't abandon Him
for a mortal romance
of the sweaty, fleshy
kind i favour.
Sloppy seconds
to another guy again!
How long, o Lord,
my competition,
how long before
I get to taste
the fruit of love once more?


The most disturbing thing to emerge from the accidental recording of Blair and Bush in conversation at G8, at least for an Englishman, has to be hearing our Prime Minister declaring himself less important than "Condi" Rice, who is a minister and not an elected leader, when it comes to the resolution of international conflict. "I can just go over there and talk," he says to Bush, or words to that effect." If she goes over she has to succeed." And the American President clearly isn't interested in Blair's offer to participate anyway.
We all know that America is the superpower. But whatever happened to the two British stalwarts of pride and arrogance? Blair should not be placing himself in the role of over-eager hanger-on ready to do anything he is asked when he deals with the least intelligent, least effective, most dangerous US president in modern history. In his own country he is famous for his control freakery and his disdain for the democratic p…

New (Billy)

b i l l y

She makes fun
of his lack of friends.
She calls him
"Billy No Mates"
and it makes
him mad.

He sits home,
brooding in
an armchair
with the tv on.

While she calls
people, he wonders
how it went
so wrong.

The Blair/ Bush Recording

How much like a hesitant, near-scared adviser in the palace of a crazy dictator did Tony Blair sound in the candid recording of his conversation with George Bush at G8, released by the world media today? Logical, intelligent, condescending almost, and obviously afraid of Bush's disapproval, as if he would be ass-kicked out of the palace and shot later on in some rainy alley if he said the wrong thing.
How much like an arrogant, intellectually limited redneck on his front porch beneath an American flag with an AK-47 on his lap did George Bush sound in the same conversation? No analysis, no nuances in the thinking, just bloated posturing for the benefit of someone he obviously regards as an inferior.
Blair's relationship with Bush has done more harm to his reputation in Britain and abroad than even the occupation of Iraq. And now the Dynamic Duo want to make war with Iran?


The Crown Prosecution Service, concluding its investigation into the murder of Jean-Charles de Menezes at Stockwell Tube Station in London last year, is bringing its fiery sword down on the heads of the Metropolitan Police who killed him by charging them with "failure to provide for the health, safety and welfare" of Jean-Charles. It's not murder; it's not even manslaughter. It's a health and safety thing. Well, yes, you are certainly failing to provide for someone's health and safety when you shoot them seven times in the head at point blank range.
No wonder Tony Blair is the only person left in the world who believes in British justice.

Springsteen Album Expanded

Word has it that the only Boss I could ever get along with, Bruce Springsteen, will be releasing an expanded version of his brilliant "We Shall Overcome" album on September 4th with--among other delights undoubtedly--a song called "Bring 'Em Home". Wonder what that will be about, eh?
I'm listening to his Greatest Hits as I write and thinking of many things, including Billy Bragg's comment Bruce Springsteen is the reason I don't lose faith in America. There are many other reasons--like t.k.splake, Ralph Murre, Sharon Auberle, Norb Blei, Walt Whitman, Sam Shepard, Gary Cooper AND the landscape, the American Constitution (however much they abuse it), the Indian traditions, George Bush's atrocious stateside poll ratings--but you know what Billy Bragg means. Springsteen seems to carry on his shoulders the whole left-wing/ independent American song tradition, and if anything has radical fervour has increased with age. But he's also extremely cool, …

New (soft poem)

s o f t P o em

I am thinking of a softness
that she fills me with.
when she's in my radius
everything feels soft inside;
and when she's not, it doesn't.
like when i leave her house
i feel the softness being
pulled out of me
by the fist of distance.
i miss the softness so much
it makes the parts of me
that had felt soft feel
heavy like impacted stars.
the sky's face in light or dark
looks like your mother's face
when she was angry with you,
and giving you the famous
silent treatment.

like everyone
i just want to be loved
by someone, preferably
somebody nice like her.
There's no sense in dressing
up these things to make
your poems seem cleverer.


I am a simple man. When I watch, courtesy of the BBC news, the horrors unfolding in the Middle East I keep thinking: why don't they just stop killing each other and talk? Violence has never achieved anything~ "there's no such thing as a winnable war". All that happens is more and more people die in an upward spiral of violence that won't stop until EVERYBODY dies. And I don't want to die, thanks. Not because of someone else's disagreement anyway. I'd rather die of loneliness for a beautiful woman on a warm night under brilliant stars, with a Mexican cancion on my lips...
All this "nationhood"'s nice being part of something-I like being able to identify myself as English-but I know it doesn't mean anything. A nation's just a territory created by old wars! And personhood. What's a person? I've been looking for my person for the last five minutes and I can't find me anywhere. All I can find is the borders of my perso…

Found Quote of the Day

"Oh well, you can't be mad with glee all the time" ~ John Peel.

Dark Vision

Riding home tonight on the late bus a hungry ghost propped up against the window half asleep while a group of late-teens sat on the back seat shouting and burping in youthful vigour--god, how I wished they'd shut up so I could sleep. Upstairs a gang of young urban black girls telling stories to each other simultaneously raising voices to be heard. And in the cabin up ahead the shadow and hollow mourning face of the long-haired bearded bus driver, staring out at the road as the bus rolled on through the night, detached from everything going on behind him, his only world the thoughts and memories floating across the dark screen of his mind. He is the perfect image of us all deep down--but me particularly.
That woman has opened up a world of feelings I've never known before. When I finish talking to her and go back to my empty house the separation hurts.

The Wanderer Returns

So, here we are back in the bosom of our home and returned again to the blogging machine. I have missed you keyboard; I have yearned for you flat screen, giver of brilliant light and two dimensional graphics. Believe me. I filled half a thick notebook with thoughts and poem drafts over the last week because I couldn't get to the computer. In a way it was just like the old days, only not as good because I knew what I was missing: the convenience, the ease, of keyboard writing, and instant communication everywhere in the world.
Remember I promised you a tedious holiday story? (that is, the story of a tedious holiday). Well, the stories may filter out slowly over the next few days, if I can be bothered to tell them. It was long, it was boring, we were forced to live on top of each other (almost literally), in a manner that just doesn't suit a lonesome angel head, and the service users we took with us made cool meditative holidaying a challenge that defeated everyone. The only thin…


Away now for a week, with not much chance of remote blogging. Fare thee well, poets and poetry lovers. Come back on June 15th for a tedious holiday story.


I.M. The Victims of the London Bombings, 7th July 2005.

Many died, many who survived still suffer horrendously as a result of the injuries sustained in these callous, cowardly attacks.

Remember how it felt that day.

Then try hard to understand and to forgive. If you don't, you risk becoming the mirror image of the people who took the bombs onto those trains and buses and spread death and horror that hot July morning.

This May Sound Rather Bloggy, But...

The days in the run-up to this wretched holiday are busy--especially when you're trying as hard as I am to change your situation in as quick a time as possible. I had a job interview this morning at 9 a.m.--how cruel is that?--conducted in an office in Northampton with a window propped open by a copy of Grey's Anatomy and a lightning storm going on outside: sudden severe lightning flashes, the sky grumbling and downpours of rain so heavy that describing them as torrents barely does them justice. Then I had a six hours shift at the work I'm trying to leave, still wearing the sensible shoes I put on to fake respectability for the interview. My feet had gone numb ten minutes after putting the shoes on and I'd had no feeling in them for the rest of the day. How do people cope with having their appendages so severely constricted? So, in considerable discomfort, I had to travel the 8 or so miles out of town on the bus to Wilby, after I finished work, just to take off those h…


Activity will slow down on this blog for the next week and a half as I have to go on holiday with my work. We're all trooping off to Somerset for a week. Yippee, as Bob Dylan would say.
I don't want to go. I've never been to Somerset, but I'd rather not discover it for the first time on a date and at a location chosen by somebody else; and in the company of people I wouldn't normally socialise with--nice as some of them are. It is a contractual obligation, however, so I'm stuck!
Ungrateful swine, do I hear you say? It's a free holiday! Well, yes. And I'm sure there will be some laughs while we're there. I may even get some writing done, when I go wandering lonely as a cloud on my days off.
But can I really live for that long without access to my computer?
Going cold turkey from blogging and word processing I may be a nervous wreck by the end of next week.
Btw, anybody who thinks they might take my absence from the Lookout as an opportunity to break in an…

Occasional Political Reference

How unhelpful was it for Prime Minister Tony Blair yesterday to describe the sense of grievance that parts of the Muslim community have against British foreign policy as "completely false". Just what you need when you're trying to get people to the diplomatic table. Even non-Muslims who were horrified by the London bombings last year--yours truly being one of them--detect a taint of "Islamophobia" in the government's stance on Iraq, Iran, Palestine and Chechnya. How much more calculatedly racist or religiously intolerant is it going to look to an angry young Muslim who's getting his ear filled with the rhetoric of holy war by his own teachers?
Tony. Old pal. Put a sock in it.

Beat Night

Readers may recall how my poet friend Tim had talked to me about appearing at a Northampton club, at an event called "Beat Night" (how appropriate for an old angel head), in the room upstairs . He performs with the guy who runs the show sometimes, and he'd spoken to him about the prospect of me having a night there.
Well, I held off calling the guy (let's say his name is Joe, which it is), for a while--life and nerves getting in the way--but I finally phoned him tonight and he was a prince. He's pencilled me in for a night in August or September. Or the Months of the Brown Trousers, as they will be known.
I'm going down to Beat Night tomorrow night with Tim to have a look at the venue, get a feel of the crowd, listen to whoever is performing. It seems there's been an active poetry community in Northampton for a while now, and in my arrogant isolation I knew nothing about it. Isn't that the way. Bruce always knows better than everybody else.

Duct-Tape Poetry

The Duct-Tape Guys may be inspiring a whole new sub-genre of poetry after their call for submissions to the site. I've seen three fabulous poems about duct-tape from t.kilgore splake today, one of which is now--or soon will be--viewable on the site. Historians will probably be finding duct-tape poems scattered all over the place in future and they'll wonder what on earth they were written for. Maybe a future equivalent of Dan Brown will even see tremendous occult significance in them. But I doubt it.


rainy evening--
the air smells
like the sea from childhood.

so fierce it looks
like movie rain, or
sea spray from a ship.

great shot from heaven!
one bolt of lightning
took the power out.

after the thunderstorm
the sky grumbles sullenly,
ashamed how it behaved.


More Shorts

in his forties he sits home
nursing an adolescent crush
the size of birmingham

fifties rock and roll
and summer heat--
"put your dukes up, death!"


beauty on newland street

even the old mens' heads are turned
by the way she walks
inside her short red dress.


the wind turbine on the hillside waits
for a portly Spanish knight
to confuse it with a giant


on the streets of other days
afraid some old flame
will meet me with my belly


middle age

alone on a summer evening
he stands sideways at the bathroom mirror
examining his gut

Funeral Haiku

dandelion clocks floating
through the stifling summer air
in the crematorium car park

smirking through my tears--
the vicar said she learned
to dive, not drive!

he's out fast in his shorts
and sandals, carrying
his cassock underarm!

what i'd give
to hear a sutra, or see
a lama's smiling face today.

in black chatting quietly
while our hostess washes up--
jim beam in the coffee.

John Peel Every Day Site Redesign

JOHN PEEL EVERYDAY, the site dedicated to the late and fantastically lamented British disc jockey, has had a haircut and a facial and is ready to view in its new gussied-up condition by hitting the link in the Reading Room . If you remember Peel, you will probably have gone over for a look already. If you don't, have a look anyway. The indie bands that are all over the British charts like chicken pox are presenting a commercial version of the music he alone (more or less), supported on national radio throughout the Eighties and Nineties--at least until the Bugsy Malone version of the Peel Show, Steve Lamacq and Jo Whiley's Evening Session came along. Andy Kershaw was always a kindred spirit of course (though he slagged off the marvellous Home Truths), but Kershaw--in true independent fashion (for let us not forget "indie" means independent)-- disappeared up a side alley and ended up playing World Music on Radio 3.
It vexed me as only an irritable old man can be vexed …

It's Over

And didn't we all know it would be when it went to penalties. I've seen them all, and what a tale of woe the history of England penalty shoot-outs is. In fact, I can't remember them ever winning one.But that is, as they say, by the by. England finally put together a giant performance today, their best performance since we beat Argentina--if you discount the 60-odd minutes before Wayne Rooney stamped on the nuts of one of the Portugal players and then, weirdly, appeared to be sent off for shoving his Manchester United teammate (there'll be trouble there next season) Ronaldo. Up to that point England played the exasperatingly dull game that has characterised their uneasy transit through the competition--with the 4-5-1 formation the gnomish manager Ericsson adopted they could hardly do otherwise.Rooney's departure--and the substitution of David Beckham just before, who like Owen injured himself by attempting the imponderably difficult task of standing on his own legs …

Emily Dickinson

Well, I've tried for a couple of weeks now to write about all the death that has surrounded me and what it means for the lives of those of us who, at the time of writing, remain. But since I haven't really succeeded in describing what it means, I thought--on the tenth anniversay of my mother's death, and one day after Maureen's funeral--that I'd stand back and let one of my favourite poets, Emily Dickinson, do the job properly. Pay attention, everyone. This is how they do it in the Premier League.

Because I could not stop for Death--
He kindly stopped for me--
The Carriage held but just Ourselves--
And Immortality.

We slowly drove--He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For his Civility--

We passed the School, where Children strove
At Recess--in the Ring--
We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain--
We passed the Setting Sun--

Or rather--He passed Us--
The Dews drew quivering and chill--
For only Gossamer, my Gown--
My Tippet--only Tulle--

We paused before a Ho…

My Funeral

In my case I want a reading of the "Now I've got to cut through to talk to you" section of "Kaddish" by Allen Ginsberg followed by Lynyrd Skynyrd doing "Freebird". Then everybody goes to my house to get absolutely hammered and speak honestly about the good and bad in my personality. Maybe even do it like a quiz show with an adjudicator, weigh it all up and judge at the end whether I've gone to Heaven or Hell!

from an email to t.k.splake, 30/6/06

Haiku: Two Definitions

IN SOMEONE ~ Norbert Blei, 2006


O Mother

O mother
what have I left out
O mother
what have I forgotten
O mother
with a long black shoe
with Communist Party and a broken stocking

(from "Kaddish for Naomi Ginsberg" by Allen Ginsberg)

Tomorrow is the tenth anniversay of my mother Sylvia's death. It seems unbelievable that so much time has passed since she "went her merry way", as the poem says--though there's nothing merry about an agonizing death from cancer. I have become much more preoccupied with it this year than I was at year 6/7/8/9--probably because ten is a number that closes, a number that encloses a very definite and easily-understood chunk of time. So the arrival of the first decade since her death marks the end of something related to her--perhaps the final and utter passing of the world in which she lived. Which in itself is a cause for grieving, though things were pretty much screwed up for me then, trapped as I was by fear and confusion, unable to move in any direction,…

Maureen's Funeral

jim beam to strengthen
the coffee of the mourners:
three amigos and one old pal,
laughter in a quiet room.