Thursday, August 14, 2008

Two Great Lies Of Modern Life

Think how many times one of your friends has said either one of these to you. And then, before you start to feel all aggrieved about it, ask yourself how many times you've said them to your friends.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was miles away." (Trans.: I was really hoping you wouldn't notice me.)

"I wasn't ignoring you, I didn't have any credit." (Trans.: I was ignoring you.)

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