Saturday, May 19, 2007

What This Country Needs

What this country needs is less emphasis on handwashing before during and after every task you perform throughout the day, and more reading intelligent books.

Less moisturising and more sitting in the warm dirt under trees talking to squirrels.

Less identification with peers and more identification with one's own inner voice.

The kids on the street corners shouting "fuck" at the elderly aren't alienated from anything; they're actually too chickenshit to think with their own minds.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You must have been a carpenter in another lifetime, Bruce, because you continually hit the nail right on the head.

Bruce Hodder said...

No, I just hate nails, Glenn. The sight of one fills me with rage.