Why I Won't Be Joining The ULA After All

For those of you I have told otherwise, I won't be joining the Underground Literary Alliance. There was some kind of vague talk in the ranks that I would, though I was never really sure what was happening, but yesterday I withdrew my candidacy for membership.

Big loss to the ULA, right?

I am not much of a joiner. Should've known that all along. But observing the way the organisation works from the inside, or nearly from the inside, I've realised it's just not a gang I want to run with.

As Burt Reynolds says in his great lost classic Hustle, "Sometimes you can't tell the Christians from the lions."