Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Political News In Brief

Much loved Peer Peter Mandelson ate crisps while being interviewed on the radio yesterday. Many witnesses felt the incident proved how in touch the Labour Party are with the common man and said it had increased their resolve to vote Labour on May 6th.

Meanwhile in Northampton yesterday, incumbent Conservative MP Brian Binley pulled a six-month-old baby out of an Alsatian's mouth while canvassing, getting severely bloodied in the process but saving the life of the baby. "I am hurt, but there's nothing I won't do for my constituents," he declared, swatting away the attention of paramedics.

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