Reading at the Irchester Woodfest August 2014. Contact me for other bookings.
Now, now...If you ever saw the gigantic Q-tip they plunge into your member to test for gonorrhea, you'd realize no one deserves that.Not even a dumbass.That being said, I'm burying my money in the back yard in mason jars even now. Also, thanks for your comment. He COULD be the president one day but I don't think I really want that for him. I think I'd much rather he just be happy and I have a feeling most politicians are just the opposite of that.
A Q-Tip? Jesus Weeping Christ, I'm glad nobody wants to sleep with me now.
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