Advice To Friends Who Not Being Buddhists Anyway Will Probably Not Listen (I Definitely Wouldn't, Damn Snipe-Nosed Hippie)

Eternity found Mao Tse-Tung
Beneath a heap of karmic dung.
And soldiers doing what he told 'em
Got brown eternities, not golden.
So don't let nuts and vipers ruin
What you've spent aeons slowly doin!