Continuing in our efforts to amuse ourselves by exposing horrible misuse of English wherever we find it, we present the following:
"As an ex-footballer, you won't be surprised to learn that I'm interested in helping people stay fit." (Back of a cereal box I read this morning, attributed to Ian Wright.)
"Always wash your hands after addressing personal hygiene issues." (Health & Safety sign at work.)
A couple of people have asked me what's wrong with the first one. But take a closer look at it. The way it is constructed the sentence actually says that you, the reader, are the ex-footballer. Which some of you may be, but I would imagine the majority aren't.
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